// LOCAL ADS, RUN & OPTIMIZED FOR RESTAURANTS
We run yourlocal ads.You get the calls.
A done-for-you local-ads service. We set up, run and tune the ads across Google, Maps, Meta and YouTube, then the calls and bookings come straight to your phone. You never touch a dashboard.
// Type your business. Watch the page read your block.
Type your business. We detect what you do and show your local read in seconds.
RESTAURANT
RETAIL
SALON
CAFE
DENTAL
HVAC
PLUMBING
LAW
// YOUR LOCAL READ LIVE
// DETECTED
RESTAURANT
In Austin, TX. You show up #8 for "restaurants near me". 4 spots outrank you. Est. ~22 covers / week walking past you.
4 rivals near you
Found on Maps · #1 in your area
// LIVE · the reservations your ads are bringing in
BOOKEDTable for 4 · Fri 7pm via Mapsjust now
CALLPrivate event inquiry via Google Search2m ago
BOOKEDReservation · 2 top, tonight via Maps9m ago
CALLCatering quote via Meta ad14m ago
BOOKEDTable for 6 · Sat via Google Search31m ago
BUSINESSES //
0+
on the block with us
CALLS & VISITS //
0k
driven last quarter
PLATFORMS //
0
google · maps · meta · yt
YOU TOUCH IT //
0×
we run all of it
// WHAT COLUMN ACTUALLY DOES
Your ads, set up,
run and tuned,
on autopilot.
The whole town searches Google and Maps now. Column puts you there and keeps you there, writing the ads, setting the budget, picking the targeting, every day. It is an agentic system that learns your trade and adapts the ads over time. You never touch a dashboard.
// 01, THE PROBLEM
The block went online. You can't keep up with it.
Customers look on Google, Maps and Instagram before they pick. Running ads there is a full-time job, and you already have one.
// SO MOST SHOPS STAY INVISIBLE
// 02, WHAT WE DO
We run the ads for you, across every platform.
Column builds the creative, sets the budget, dials the targeting and optimizes it daily across Google Search, Maps, Meta and YouTube. Done for you, start to finish.
// 03, THE RESULT
Calls, bookings and walk-ins. Counted in plain English.
Not impressions, not jargon. You see how many real customers showed up and what each one cost, that's the proof the ads are working.
// COST PER CALL · COST PER VISIT
// THE RESULTS · RESTAURANT · AUSTIN, TX
Real customers,
week over week.
A live read for a restaurant. The numbers climb as the ads learn. No vanity metrics, just what landed on the calendar and through the door.
NEW CALLS //
0
last 90 days · +41% MoM
COST / CALL //
$0
we tune it down monthly
IN-AREA //
0%
real, local, on your block
BOOKED //
0
on the calendar / through the door
Calls up, cost down / week //
CALLS / WEEK COST / CALLWEEKS 1 > 12
Where your budget goes //
We watch every platform and move spend to whatever is bringing the cheapest calls, daily.
Google Search
MapsMetaYouTube// THIS MONTH WE SHIFTED 38% OF SPEND OFF THE UNDERPERFORMERS AND ONTO MAPS, THE CHANNEL DELIVERING YOUR CHEAPEST REAL CALLS.
// ON THE BLOCK, REAL OWNERS, REAL NUMBERS
The people
we keep busy.
Every kind of neighborhood business runs with Column. Here's who they are, where they work, and what actually changed. Scroll the block.
// RESTAURANTAUSTIN, TX
“Friday nights went from half-full to fully booked. I never opened an ad account once.”
+38%
covers / mo
2-wk
Fri booked out
$19
per booking
Marco Delgado
Owner · Casa Delgado Cocina
// CAFEPORTLAND, OR
“We're the top result for coffee near the park now. Morning lines are out the door.”
#1
'coffee near me'
+220
visits / wk
$11
per visit
June Hartley
Owner · Foster & Vine Coffee
// DENTALPHOENIX, AZ
“New patients went from a trickle to ~40 a month. I see the calls, not a report.”
+40
patients / mo
3.1×
new-patient rate
$31
per booking
Dr. David Okafor
Owner · Camelback Family Dental
// BARBER / SALONDENVER, CO
“My chairs are booked two weeks out now. Column just handles the ads, I cut hair.”
2-wk
booked out
+132
bookings / mo
$16
per booking
Aisha Bennett
Owner · The Parlor on 9th
// FLORISTNASHVILLE, TN
“Online orders tripled before Mother's Day. The ads ran themselves while I made arrangements.”
3.2×
online orders
+$9k
/ mo revenue
$13
per order
Grace Lin
Owner · Marigold Floral
// HVACDALLAS, TX
“Summer used to be feast or famine. Now the phone rings every morning with local jobs.”
+162
jobs / quarter
+$48k
/ mo booked
$33
per quote
Tom Whitaker
Owner · Lone Star Air & Heat
// RETAIL SHOPBROOKLYN, NY
“People walk in saying 'I saw you on Instagram.' That's Column doing its thing while I run the floor.”
+41%
foot traffic
+310
orders / mo
$14
per order
Andre Costa
Owner · Field & Co. Goods
// BAKERYMADISON, WI
“Weekend pre-orders sell out by Thursday now. I bake, Column fills the case.”
Sold
out by Thu
+185
pre-orders / wk
$12
per order
Nora Petrakis
Owner · Stone Oven Bakehouse
// BUTCHERKANSAS CITY, MO
“Holiday orders used to be word of mouth. Now they come in all week, online, from the neighborhood.”
+57%
holiday orders
+$11k
/ mo revenue
$17
per order
Samuel Boateng
Owner · 9th Street Butcher
// 9 owners · drag or scroll to see more
// PRICING, PAY FOR REAL CUSTOMERS, NOT CLICKS
Per booked call.
Not a retainer.
A price you agree to up front, by your trade. You pay when a real, in-area customer calls or books, never for clicks, never a flat monthly gamble. Month-to-month, cancel anytime.
// PER REAL BOOKED CALL, BY TRADE
$0–$0
PER REAL CALL · NOT PER CLICK · NOT MONTHLY
The price fits your trade, because a call is worth what the customer is worth. A cafe or salon sits near $5, a dental or med-spa booking around $12, a roofing, HVAC or legal job near $25, where a single customer is worth thousands. Junk, spam and out-of-area calls never count, and you never pay for them.
// A
A real customer, or you don't pay.
In-area, in-service, someone who actually called or booked. No ring, no charge.
// B
Every platform, one bill.
Google, Maps, Meta and YouTube, set up, run and optimized by us. One simple price.
// C
Month-to-month. No lock-in.
Cancel anytime, owing nothing. We keep you with results, not a contract.
// D
Free local check first.
See where you stand and exactly what we'd run, before you spend a dollar.
Per booked call · Light
$5/ call
cafe · salon · barber · retail
- +You pay only when a real, in-area customer calls or books — never per click, never a flat retainer
- +A price you agree to up front, set by your trade — a call is worth what the customer is worth
- +Google, Maps, Meta and YouTube set up, run and tuned for you. One simple bill
- +Junk, spam and out-of-area calls never count, and you never pay for them
Per booked call · Standard// most start here
$12/ call
dental · med-spa · restaurant
- +The done-for-you middle band — appointments and bookings straight to your phone
- +Every platform, one bill: Google + Maps + Meta + YouTube, optimized daily
- +Plain-English results — booked calls and visits, not impressions you can't read
- +Month-to-month, cancel anytime, owing nothing. We keep you with results, not a contract
Per booked call · High-value
$25/ call
HVAC · plumbing · roofing · legal
- +For trades where a single customer is worth thousands — quotes and jobs, not clicks
- +Google Local Services on top of Search, Maps, Meta and YouTube — everywhere the town looks
- +Call tracking so every charged lead is a call you can actually hear
- +Larger service areas and multi-location, priority tuning, still pay-per-real-call
// THE OLD WAY
DIY ads, or a lead you rent.
✕You boost on your own, clicks, no calls
✕Marketplaces sell the same lead to 4-5 rivals
✕Agencies lock you in and send reports you can't read
✕You're stuck managing it all yourself
// THE COLUMN WAY
We run it. You get the calls.
✓Ads set up, run and tuned across every platform
✓Your customers come straight to your phone
✓In-area and qualified, or it's free
✓Plain-English results, no lock-in, no dashboard
// SEE YOUR FREE LOCAL CHECK
Put your name
where the
town looks.
No card. We'll read your local market and tell you exactly what we'd run and what a customer would cost, within one business day. Honest, or we'll tell you to wait.
// TALK TO A REAL PERSON // NOT A BOT
Questions before
we run your block?
Your trade // your area // what a real customer would cost. Leave a message and a real person — not a bot — replies within one business day.